shit happens

Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.   
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?   
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Agnosticism: I don't know shit.

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